Queen of Perv

May 18

Imagine your OTP switching personalities.

My aunt met someone at her store who worked on the set of The Avengers and he told her about how RDJ and Tom Hiddleston were always pranking each other on set and how Robert and Tom were doing a scene together and Robert couldn’t stay still in his Iron Man suit because he was feeling really uncomfortable so they had to take a break and during break Tom walked up to Robert and said, “It’s called itching powder”, took a sip of his water, and walked away.

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maxolines:

maxolines:

so i’ve just ordered the largest pizza for my dinner and my mum turned around to me with this incredulous look on her face as if to say “are you really going to eat all that?”

i ate the whole thing

lecavaliers:

you know what’s really dumb

the whole ‘love triangle’ and ‘you can only choose ONE’ thing in romance plotlines

like fuck you

just once

i want a hero/heroine to step back, flip the bird to the author, and say “you know what, i want both of you.” and then for the love interests to look at each other, shrug, and say “i’ll share if you’ll share”

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yuko9895:

This is my favorite part of the video.

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connuh:

i need a job that pays at least 10,000 dollars an hour

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zawehzaweh:

finalblessing:

will smith everybody

#HELLO I AM MR SMITH THIS IS M FAMILY #WIFE!! SON!!

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callmejude:

captainhufflepuff:

can we talk about how sherlock holmes says ‘neat’

oh these kids were eating themselves to death with mercury poisoned chocolate

neat

golly gee john come look isn’t that just nifty

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tsunderelly:

omfg i’m crying at the latest episode of Got because daenerys is listening to this guy and she’s so tired of his bullshit and she looks directly at the camera like she’s in an Office episode

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carry-on-my-consulting-madman:

because-seven-speight-nine:

deduction-to-seduction:

reichenbackdatassup:

because-seven-speight-nine:

what if on your birthday your favorite character from every fandom just showed up on your doorstep with a cake and they were all wearing cheep party hats and you just hung out with them for your birthday

no i don’t want another popular post no

oh good, can I have it?

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claydols:

i really dont like this whole “you cant have an opinion on tumblr” attitude because really its “you cant have a hateful/offensive/ignorant opinion on tumblr because youll get called out and corrected”
and thats
a good and appropriate consequence

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