Queen of Everything

Oct 22
mikalhvi:

gentlemanbones:

"What is that, some kind of stone, like a heating stone? An odd pattern, it kind of looks like—
…Oh.”

is that a goddamn condom full of spaghetti

mikalhvi:

gentlemanbones:

"What is that, some kind of stone, like a heating stone? An odd pattern, it kind of looks like—

…Oh.”

is that a goddamn condom full of spaghetti

(via actionbastardsays)



mxtchull:


stuie246:

wavey:

fakkuboii:

sckrewedup:

Bitch ass nigga square up

LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

WHAT

When tellamarketers strike back

LOOOLL

mxtchull:

stuie246:

wavey:

fakkuboii:

sckrewedup:

Bitch ass nigga square up

LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

WHAT

When tellamarketers strike back

LOOOLL

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vivianvivisection:

jonesdavid813:

h0llo:

Putting on makeup is such a spiritual experience I watch myself go from a 3 to a 9 right in front of my mirror I love it

no, if you are putting on makeup, I don’t care who you are or what you look like, you go from about a 10 to 1

keep talking shit you gonna go from a basic ass 2 to a 6-feet-under

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thegreatbigfour:

officialdolorosa:

people who hate what you ship but still stick with you when you have otp emotions 

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Yes thank you

(via lyriumpomegranates)


thedustyleaves:

I think it’s about time I compile some of my dragon age sketches into one big post, rather than having them scattered all over my blog !

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marauders4evr:

indigo-night-wisp:

darlinghogwarts:

captbexx:

Draco and Teddy ^-^

DRACO IS WEARING A WEASLEY SWEATER

I want him to be forcibly adopted into the Weasley family. I don’t even care for what reason. I just want him to be dragged to the Burrow one Christmas and presented with a Weasley sweater of his very own, and he grouches and grumps and generally is a little snot as usual, but he wears it and that’s good enough for Molly.

Is anyone else going to mention the mug!?

marauders4evr:

indigo-night-wisp:

darlinghogwarts:

captbexx:

Draco and Teddy ^-^

DRACO IS WEARING A WEASLEY SWEATER

I want him to be forcibly adopted into the Weasley family. I don’t even care for what reason. I just want him to be dragged to the Burrow one Christmas and presented with a Weasley sweater of his very own, and he grouches and grumps and generally is a little snot as usual, but he wears it and that’s good enough for Molly.

Is anyone else going to mention the mug!?

(via aquanightshade)



meatbicyclevevo:

meatbicyclevevo:

What’s the definition of a will?

Come on guys it’s a dead giveaway

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taylorswift:

shakeitoffs:

do you ever just feel like

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Omg all the time.

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castiali:

my favorite thing is when someone’s in the shower and you suddenly hear a distant BANG BANG BANG CRASH and you can tell they just knocked over like all of the shampoo bottles

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naughty-chekov:

no mom I don’t want a boyfriend I want a kingdom

(via michkaaa)


sleepyferret:

shitfacedanon:

dat-soldier:

sonnetscrewdriver:

dat-soldier:

did-you-kno:

Source


back the fuck up

There’s another story that I like about a Chinese general who had to defend a city with only a handful of soldiers from a huge enemy horde that was in all likelihood going to steamroll the place flat within hours of showing up.
So when said horde did arrive, they saw the general sitting outside the city’s open gates, drinking tea. The horde sent a couple of emissaries over to see what was what, and the general greeted them cheerfully and invited them all to come and take tea with him.
The horde decided that this was a scenario that had “MASSIVE FUCKING TRAP” written all over it in beautiful calligraphy and promptly fucked off.
Whoever that general was, he was clearly the Ancient Chinese equivalent of Sam Vimes.


did he just invite us over for tea nah man i’m out

This just keeps getting better

I fucking love history.

sleepyferret:

shitfacedanon:

dat-soldier:

sonnetscrewdriver:

dat-soldier:

did-you-kno:

Source

back the fuck up

There’s another story that I like about a Chinese general who had to defend a city with only a handful of soldiers from a huge enemy horde that was in all likelihood going to steamroll the place flat within hours of showing up.

So when said horde did arrive, they saw the general sitting outside the city’s open gates, drinking tea. The horde sent a couple of emissaries over to see what was what, and the general greeted them cheerfully and invited them all to come and take tea with him.

The horde decided that this was a scenario that had “MASSIVE FUCKING TRAP” written all over it in beautiful calligraphy and promptly fucked off.

Whoever that general was, he was clearly the Ancient Chinese equivalent of Sam Vimes.

did he just invite us over for tea nah man i’m out

This just keeps getting better

I fucking love history.

(via michkaaa)


pradest:

My style isn’t even my style, I cant afford my actual style

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