Queen of Everything

Jul 24


thefaultinourheadcanons:

emeralddarkness:

ughjohnwatson:

do you ever get in those moods where you don’t feel like reading and you don’t feel like being on the internet and you don’t feel like watching a show and you don’t feel like sleeping and you don’t feel like existing in general

BUT YOU WANT TO DO SOMETHING.

It’s in words

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trigger-happy-buttmunch:

so there’s a pigeon i used to pass by in my old neighborhood all the time and he was really fat because people would just toss him food and literally he sat in the middle of the sidewalk and people would just step over him, he wouldn’t even flinch. seriously you could sit down next to him and just feed him and he would be chill.
he was there every day and all us locals would affectionately refer to him as ‘lard-ass’

trigger-happy-buttmunch:

so there’s a pigeon i used to pass by in my old neighborhood all the time and he was really fat because people would just toss him food and literally he sat in the middle of the sidewalk and people would just step over him, he wouldn’t even flinch. seriously you could sit down next to him and just feed him and he would be chill.

he was there every day and all us locals would affectionately refer to him as ‘lard-ass’

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chrysostmom:

gallifreyan-gallimaufry:

leda74:

therothwoman:

beowulfstits-archive:

I want to go to this exact point and run around it saying “I’m in Sweden!” I’m in Finland!” “I’m in Norway!” until I get tired
i aspire to great things in life

According to Google Maps, that point is in the middle of a small lake.

So we’ll do it in January when it’s frozen.

actually that’s why they’ve helpfully dropped a big-ass cement block with a bridge surrounding it in the middle of the lake: for the express purpose of doing what OP aspires to do


Retirement plans.

chrysostmom:

gallifreyan-gallimaufry:

leda74:

therothwoman:

beowulfstits-archive:

I want to go to this exact point and run around it saying “I’m in Sweden!” I’m in Finland!” “I’m in Norway!” until I get tired

i aspire to great things in life

According to Google Maps, that point is in the middle of a small lake.

So we’ll do it in January when it’s frozen.

actually that’s why they’ve helpfully dropped a big-ass cement block with a bridge surrounding it in the middle of the lake: for the express purpose of doing what OP aspires to do

Retirement plans.

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lnktastic:

nerdywithadashofawesome:

nyehpetaleijon:

  • If you don’t watch a series entirely you are not a true fan
  • If you do watch a series entirely you are not a true fan

You are only a true fan if you:

  • are powered by electricity
  • have multiple flat blades
  • spin around really fast

i got so mad then laughed so hard

image

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yung-ninetales:

M.I.A. - Paper Planes

"Pirate skulls and bones, sticks and stones and weed and bongs. Runnin when we hit em, lethal poison for the system"

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thedemonprincelucifer:

whaletitsunitedxox:

How do i even caption this?

"That’s Captain Jack Sparrow.”

thedemonprincelucifer:

whaletitsunitedxox:

How do i even caption this?

"That’s Captain Jack Sparrow.”

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literallysame:

cophate:

oh im sorry i didnt see you there i was too busy mmmmmmmmblockin out the haters

AYYYYYYY PLAY THIS IN THE CLUB

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alohasakura:

bitch-jerk-idjit-assbutt-moose:

captainbearfist:

howboutthembloggers:

I have been waiting for this to appear on my dash again

If I were to ever actually do modeling, this would be like a weekly occurance

I love how she grabs her bra like shit wait no don’t do it to me abort abort

This reminds me exactly of my relationship 😂

alohasakura:

bitch-jerk-idjit-assbutt-moose:

captainbearfist:

howboutthembloggers:

I have been waiting for this to appear on my dash again

If I were to ever actually do modeling, this would be like a weekly occurance

I love how she grabs her bra like shit wait no don’t do it to me abort abort

This reminds me exactly of my relationship 😂

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fobbishtwit:

no-glasses-eridan:

halloowada:

see

total drama gets it

That’s because it’s Canadian

We do it right.

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releasethemurderbirds:

releasethemurderbirds:

My brother decided to use my bathroom and that was fine, but five minutes later I hear singing and he’s singing to the tune of “What’s This” for the Nightmare Before Christmas about various products I keep in the bathroom.

“What’s this, what’s this?

There’s products everywhere.

What’s this?

I think it goes in hair.”

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